nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

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crispyweave:

do she got a booty?

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she dooooooooooooooo

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cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

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amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

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caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

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